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7/3/2016

I  speak four languages

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​“Snowboarder talk is not a language!”
 
When people ask me how many languages I speak, I say four. That’s English, Chinese, Japanese, and snowboarder talk.
 
Yes it is. Snowboarder talk is a language.
 
“Did you see my backside lipslide two-seven off the downflatdown? It was totally FRONT, man. When I stomped it, I was all like BANGERRR!!!! So then I went fakie 50-50 on the battleship but totally biffed. Half cabbed the first kicker, then I was going to throw down a steezy back-five boned out truck driver off the second booter, but this total blazin raisin was right in the tranny! I mean, who lets these two planking fruit booters in the TP anyway? It’s good thing I took it to the flats because I totally would have slammed that gaper! So then I sent the next booter, but my speed was off after almost eating it so I CASED it! 50 feet lip to knuckle, yeah? It was a major lawn chair air. I must have rolled down about 5 windows! I told that freak with the sticks to go 50-50 a rail or run down a staircase. That’ll teach him! Let’s go back and sesh that jump line, bro. I need to show you my suitcase!”
 
Dude, and then, when I was exiting the park, there was this squad of bowling pins falling leaf down the bunny hill, so I rode the chair up and dropped a load on them! One of them scorpioned so hard! That's what they get for snaking me all the time. Those gapers. I swear each one was rocking like a 4-inch gap, you know?
 
Tomorrow should be so epic with 70 inches of fresh. Its gonna puke tonight. I’m going to build a backcountry booter and throw some rodeos. Maybe I’ll go for an underflip or a cork 5.  Just gotta watch out for those off piste death cookies. Gotta get some poaching in too, yeah? Get some sick footie.
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2/8/2020 05:13:43 am

I believe that we have our own language depending in our interests. This language can only be understood by people who share the same interest with you! Snowboarding has always been fun, that's why I am pretty sure that you guys are having a great time dealing with it. Only if I know how to do snowboarding, I will invite my friends to join me because it is fun to learn. Though it's quite risky especially for those who haven't tried it and you need an expert to accompany you, there is no harm in trying, isn't it?

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